2nd funiest chinese lession.
koped from Qijian's blog.. laugh till die. I'd never thought Chi lessons to be so interesting since sec 2.

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<3 old ghost. 90 min of pure entertainment.
second best chinese lesson ever after yesterday.once again, translation is expected, events not necessarily correct, as my memory is a bit hazy.

12.10, old ghost comes in. i and junbo go to our original places. then we look at her, then at each other, then switch places, without switching bags or anything else. just parked our butts in the other person's seat.old ghost: 'what about your bags?'daoed.old ghost gives up.
score one to the good guys.

'who hasnt passed up the redo of jing yong wen? and the bao gao?'sampan, javis, reuben and yuuuuuuuuuuulei stand up and are banished to stand.

everyone takes their positions, sampan is bored and starts rubbing away the words " is parallel" written by ooi in strategic positions.sampan has reduced 'is parallel to 'suck l' when old ghost notices.'what is that? too bored?'sampan: 'nothing, nothing!'old ghost gives a killer glare at sampan. sampan looks innocent.

old ghost starts to talk crap about 10 fairly basic words. erases them and asks people to volunteer to write them down by memory.
old ghost asks reuben to do.'reuben, can you do?''uhhhhhhhh, maybe. can dont do all the words?
''the more the better, if you can do all 10 i let you sit down.'
reuben hesitates.some people: 'what if he never write in order?
''its ok, no need order.'
reuben: 'but the problem is that i know neither the order nor the words....'

rofl.reuben takes the marker and starts squinting at the marks left by the original words. lmao. reuben does an excellent job of copying the words down.old ghost praises him. class is laughing with reuben.

old ghost gives out a compre.
everyone starts debating over what mistakes there are in the passage.
zhu hao: 'ms (AHAHAHAHAHAHA) tan, there is a mistake in the first sentence of paragraph two. it should be mentally instead of physically. because..... blahblahblah'
old ghost: 'well i dont think so..... better not change'
'but well, you see, blahblahblah
''no.'
huanzi comes to zhu hao's aid. 'but you see, there is mention of "mentally" later. so it must be mentally.'
class starts murmuring.
old ghost: 'well, some people say its mentally, well others say its physically.
'class: 'where got people support use of physically?
'some people: 'walao mai fake lah'
old ghost STEAMROLLS over everyone.'its not going to be changed.'owned.

old ghost tells us to do the compre, tells the four standing kia to go outside with her.later, all 4 come back.sampan: 'need to do bao gao for never doing the essay!'class: 'hahahahahahahaha'yuuuuuuuuuulei: 'and i need to do a bao gao to explain why i never do the bao gao! yayyyyyyyy'

class: LMAO.then sampan told the class how old ghost had to camp outside with the 4 of them waiting for teacher to enter the staff room and also chiong inside before the door closed as she dont have the access card.

then she had to wait for someone to enter/leave the staff room before she could get out again.the mere thought of old ghost camping by the door waiting for people to open the doors made half the class laugh.old ghost comes back later,

plugs the (poor translation) 'entire world chinese secondary school student bao gao competition'. a few prcs sign up. the class goes lmao at the mention of bao gao written on the whiteboard.
old ghost: (to me) 'why laugh so much, see the words "entire world" then want to laugh is it?
'me: 'no, i see the words bao gao then want to laugh'
old ghost is bemused. cue more laughter as the class goes crazy.
fast forward to 1.30. weichen finish liao and is blasting music at the back of the class.
old ghost sees ningfei facing song bo.
'what are you doing? finish already?
'ningfei says something i couldnt catch.
'then why are you disturbing him?''i finish my compre liao!''
what about the rest of the holiday homework?''not yet....''then why never use this time to do?
'yuuuuuuuuuuuulei: 'wah now free time still need to do homework?
'old ghost: 'WHY CANT YOU DO HOMEWORK DURING BREAK TIME? YOU THINK I ALSO DONT WANT TO HAVE A BREAK NOW AH? ONLY YOU WANT TO HAVE A BREAK AH?'
(shrill voice)yuuuuuuuuulei: 'wah SANE!
'all this while weichen is still playing music and dao-ing old ghost completely.
old ghost looks furious.
then zhiqin interjects from back of the class that we have an afternoon lesson at 2.old ghost storms out of the class with a scowl on her face.
best. lesson. today.