My dear apprentices now it's time for sensei ou to teach you the 7 ways to spend christmas... so listen carefully children to grandpa..

7 ways to spend/kill christmas
1) Single at home
this is for those who have no family or tio pangsehed on a date. tsktsk not a good way to spend it. well being single is good and look on the bright side. u eat the whole turkey by yourself and give yourself presents!

2) Family
most of us land here. well they say christmas with family so there, u share food and gifts with ur family, warm, fun and great all topped with the tv and neighbours. but of course there are better ways to spend christmas than this..

3) Friends
neglecting your family u decide to party/club with friends or strangers alike at pub/restaurant/club. good option because u get the funX2 u sip bacardi and drink beer and make merry all night long but not advised because ur parents will think u are a good for nothing child.

4) gf/bf
now lucky lucky you've found urself one that will rather spend time with you.. so so perfect chance to go in for the kill slow under the mistletoe hohoho. or a romantic place will do. hurhur but too bad singapore's too small to accomodate such couples u'd probably get another thousand people doing the same thing as you.

5) Church
holy holy youre devout. like eve's for the gospel but the whole christmas means you either live in church or you're a saint. but then it's good to take your mind off things and just push off dates or family time with God.

6) Single outside
get to the streets and stare youself blind at the lightings and decos and couples wrapping around each other smooching like there's glue stuck between them. or you can try loitering around mrts and make sure those poor security guards dont get a nice christmas. or if you feel like slashing yourself head to a lonely beach/road equipped with a handphone stored with emo songs and listen to them and the sea cry. razor blades are optional. bring bandages if you're a pussy.

7) sleeping
uh huh. sleeping christmas off. the best solution. if you're dateless or single find the optimum temperate and a cozy bed and tuck in. make sure u take lots and lots and lots of sleeping pills. or beer. dont forget to wake up to pee.

yup. that's all.


damn i wish it snows. like. real ones.


i can fold paper cranes super fast now yay :D